Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.

Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"

by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

Biscuit Sandwich

The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.

Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023

by Battle cats ydidirje June 21, 2023

Brady Sandwich

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.

The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."

by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009

sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.

Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

sandwich

Two or more slices of bread with a condiment and meat in the middle. Pizza has its own definition. Tomato sauce cannot be on a sandwich.

Dev thought his pizza was a sandwich, but it does not have two pieces of bread.

by Josh's definition is right October 9, 2020