Sam Carmel

Someone who will never get a return text from a female

Did you get a text back from that chick at the bar?
Nah I’m a real Sam Carmel

by roguerebel24 October 5, 2019

Sam

the kindest person in the world, someone so humble and caring that they love all people even if they have never actually spoken to them.

you are such a sam so lovely

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Sam

A tall man who goes around university having sex with international students, in exchange for food. A Sam is very manipulative and is always the victim by his own accord.

Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"

by majidad November 30, 2019

Sams concrete mixer

When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole

“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”

by thommylikessam September 15, 2021

Sam

Sam is a gay ass dude that rides horses more than he rides dick that always be hating fallout 76 plus he gets mad at 2k

Hey look at that gay guy over there oh wait it’s Sam

by Your boi milk June 17, 2019

Sam Correy

A man with cosmic sized balls. Absolutely massive

That guy is bold. He has some Sam Correy’s on him

by Duddy6969 September 23, 2022

Sam Nich

A gay faggot who probably has 10 sti''s which he got from his mum. Also someone who attends a school called weydon

Look at that Sam Nich over there no one likes him.

by Allhallower May 12, 2018