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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
mugGet the social media maggotmug.

Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun
wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun
by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025
mugGet the Social Chairmug.

Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.
Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.
by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020
mugGet the Social Distancingmug.

SOCIALLY SUICIDAL

They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.
by BONEL February 15, 2025
mugGet the SOCIALLY SUICIDALmug.

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.
Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?
by jondich July 28, 2020
mugGet the Social Squaremug.

Social Lysenkoism

Yeah, blame it on the libs.
Hym “Nice! Way to blame your social lysenkoism on the libs. Brilliant. What do you do about unearned privileged (like the privilege enjoyed by you nepotistic offspring)? Nothing! What do you do about unearned status? Prevent it at all cost! What do you do about unearned moral virtue?precent it at all cost!”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
mugGet the Social Lysenkoismmug.

Social shreker

When you can't watch Shrek alone, because that's tragic af.
Hey, wanna hang? I need to get me some Shrek. Damn girl you a social shreker.
by Shreklord1 December 2, 2017
mugGet the Social shrekermug.

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