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new gcses 

Evidence of how dimwitted the government is - that is the people who we're supposed to trust to run our country. They are essentially gcses but made harder for no good reason

Like when in real life would you have to work out some scientific equation but not have the necessary formulas accessible? (Science)
Who really cares about the deeper meanings of lines in shakespeare?(English Lit)
When in real life would someone ask you why there is a comma at this part of the sentence?(English Lang)
When in real life are you going to a country worth visiting where they don't speak english?(MFL)

This is the kind of rubbish the government thinks they are "preparing" us for.

What's worse is no one actually knows how this new system works and year 11s 2017 are the guinea pigs who will suffer from this madness.
Additionally, 2 years later your gcses count for nothing because once you've done your a levels that is all anyone cares about!

Yes we are expected to toil and sweat and experience major stress over 11 subjects that are mostly irrelevant to real life to receive results that become meaningless!!!
Government: Hey - in case you didn't think gcses were already hard and pointless enough we've created new gcses! We do this because we like two torment teenagers as if they're not struggling already with puberty and all.
And oh yeah just to make things more confusing we're gonna grade you with numbers now, not letters
new gcses by @naledi November 13, 2017

new word 

the title when making a new word on urban dictionary
please be free to make a new word that doesn't make sense!!
new word by boi87657 April 24, 2019
A school full of mongol dickwads.
New Era by 123 lick my ass ftards December 12, 2019

New York Islander Fan 

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins
cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

New Found Glory 

Asshats who made a mockery of Aerosmiths’ “I don’t want to miss a thing”.
That song was classic. Thanks a lot, douche bags.
New Found Glory by Anonymous Adam August 28, 2004

new york's finest 

The name to describe a jerk cop from New York who thinks they're the shit. They are likely to try to arrest you for no reason.
As I arrived at my destination I saw a couple of New York's finest. I gave a little smirk and before you knew it they were trying to arrest me!