new york shitty

New York City, NY, United States of America

The Empire State Building is in new york shitty.

by Vito C. September 2, 2007

slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.

Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010

new jersey accent

Most importantly about a new jersey accent, NO ONE SAYS JOISEY. I dont know how this myth got started, but it just dosent exist. People from south, central, and north Jersey have different accents. People from south Jersey are more likely to say the word "daughter" as "daater", while people from north Jersey are more likely to say "dawter". I'm from central Jersey and i say "dawter" and also "mairy", not "marry". But it all depends where you're from. Most people sound like they're from Philly, but not everyone, especially if you're from Jersey City. And no, not all the girls have thick, stereotypical, nasal "joisey" accents.

Jersey Girl: I'm from central Jersey.
Guy from Western state (in a nasal voice): Uhhh, yuh frum JOISEY! Wheyahs ya new joisey akksend?
Jersey Girl: I'm not from JOISEY, and no one has that sort of new jersey accent, stupid!

by AfterDark January 9, 2008

New York Burrito

the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.

Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.

by JoFo July 27, 2008

the new look

a new fashion, practice, trend, etc.

Buzz cuts seem to be the new look over there.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2009

New Jersey

The state I've lived in my whole life.
South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.

New Jersey is cool but when they said "wuter" it's a turn off

by reycanenu March 16, 2017

New Delhi

The act of using wassabi as lubricant before sodomizing a young Indian boy's anus in an attempt to impregnate him

Epstein: Hey, you wanna try out the New Delhi?
Indian Boy: Sure!

by Anonymous Weenis December 14, 2020