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textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.
Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!
by Kimified September 29, 2014
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mad packed

being very stacked
voluptous
having very big Bazonkers
milky big honkers
Look, that person is mad packed.
Oh, I agree with your statement about them having mily big honkers.
by mommysteponme October 21, 2023
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Mad Dog

Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)
Mike: Bruh the Mad Dog is being retired?!
Jon: Damn climate people.
by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021
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Mads

Mads is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mads', you will notice a Mads by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mads: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mads: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
by Gery123 October 17, 2019
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Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog 20/20, similar to icing them. They have 6 minutes to finish it or they will be required to drink another. Popularized by the spruce boys of WVU. Cannot be refused.
This is the third time I’ve been mad dogged today by six, I am fucking hammered. I am definitely mad dogging six back.
by Daniel Sox May 9, 2020
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Mads

Mads is the kind of person who says he has a big big pee pee. But it's usually pretty smol

They eat alot of food, and are kinda fat

Mads' are also known to steal ex girlfriend's from his friends
Look at that Mads over there stealing his friends ex

Look there's a Mads eating alot of food
by Hadahada November 22, 2021
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Mad

A fucking retard who is completely oblivious to everything
by Maddie pai August 21, 2021
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