Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022

Jake

a poopy diaper baby simp

Don't be a Jake

by notjakenihei November 2, 2021

Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022

Jake

Jake From State Farm

Jake From State Farm

by milkyyyyyyy May 26, 2021

jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022

Jake

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019