hard thomas

massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times

"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"

by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007

hard

when ur penis is hard

when i see amani everytime my dick go hard

by tofuchain August 31, 2021

Try Hard Nerd

Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.

Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

Hard Bone

A boner touching another boner.

omg my dad and my brother are doing a real nice hard bone

by fenchen March 21, 2018

Tonya Harding

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich.

Die hard Tonya Harding suuporters- Heil Tonya Harding, we will never question your greatness or stand up to you when we don't agree, because there will never be a time we don't agree! Who do you want us to off today, who was mean to you today?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

hard

horny

"Looking at her made me so hard."

by ky k March 4, 2018