Locker Room Guy

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.

Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"

by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010

Window tough guy

Some weak ass punk kid who yells shit out at you from the passenger side of their friends car . Usually something like "Pussy", "Fag", "Fuck you", or some other bullshit to make them appear tough. If they were in any real situation where someone could retaliate they would never say such a thing.

Friend: "Dude some asshole screamed some shit at me for no reason while I was walking over to your house."

You: "Lol, really what did they say."

Friend: "I don't really know some shit like suck a dick or something."

You: "Ohhh a Window tough guy, I got it now." "You should just carry a rock in your pocket to throw at those assholes."

by Velocirautins October 2, 2010

Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.

"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."

by Cmaliso November 12, 2015

Guys Under A Tree

"guys under a tree" is something you would call a group of men acting gay.

Luca: Are those guys wearing skirts?
Logan: Haha, they're guys under a tree for sure.

by Oragani April 16, 2021

PS3 Tough Guy

More common in competitive video games, especially FPS (first person shooters) he has an attitude and the ability to echo your statements and questions, OCCASIONALLY referring to your mother. Usually occurs with the voice of a 12 year old, or using voice modification, or stubborn cousin humping redneck. Rednecks are notorious for starting e-drama, as well as many urban youths. There is no age for these tough guys, or a face, some will challenge you to great lengths, and even go as far as hate mail,....yes hate mail over a video game when they are beaten.

I love Call of Duty but the PS3 Tough Guys always ruin it, except when I mute that dumb BS.

FousinCucker420 is such a douche, for the past 3 matches he has repeated everything I said with thats what she said....tired of these PS3 Tough Guys.

BieberFan1 sent me hate mail because he's a 12 year old PS3 Tough Guy

by awill43 October 29, 2010

What's up guy?

simply put: the best combination of a three word greeting ever

Girl: Hi
Guy: What's up guy?
Girl: Oh my god! (orgasm) Take me now

by Gtag4 October 23, 2005

epic violin guy

Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy

person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"

by Vookudlak October 8, 2011