Facebook Groupies (FBG)

(noun) The individual, or group of individuals, involved in obsessive adoration of a particular facebook friend where a close relationship does not exist in real life. The Facebook Groupie will like or comment on almost any status update, even when they don't undertsand the meaning or are not involved in the conversation, and live under the illusion of a close relationship. Often, there is a symbiotic relationship with the facebook whore. The FBG is distinguishable from the stalker because their comments are not discouraged.
Tiffany: I'm not really sure why Chuck commented on that--he has no idea what we were even talking about.

Jim: Meh--he's just one of those Facebook Groupies (FBG).
by TheUniversalNarrator November 30, 2011
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Facebook born again

The act of completely deleting all of your Facebook friends to weed out the unwanted connections, and starting anew.
Did you hear that Brian became a Facebook born again?
by |FB|skeletor May 21, 2010
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When you use the name of a facebook group in an argument to prove a point and/or insult or hurt someone.
Joanie: Why are you so upset about me dating that kid?

Zane: It hurts watching the one you love, love someone else.

Mike: Damn, just dropped a facebook group on it.
by ZaneZephyr January 21, 2011
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facebook celeb wannabe

A stuck up snob who has 200- 3000 friends while only 5% are actually people they associate themselves with. These people are total attention whores who haven't done anything to change the world in any way and yet they have more friends and followers on facebook kissing their ass then some other actually famous celebrity or someone who can put a dent in the world.
what a facebook celeb wannabe. Douche bag has 2000 friends and now he/she thinks they're hot stuff. When they're nothing but a regular insignificant spec in society who's following the rest of the sheep.
by theguythatallthegirlswant December 08, 2009
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Facebook Sword fight

One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.
Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.
by Singarama88 March 09, 2010
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facebook delusion disorder

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
by SPApproved January 26, 2012
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on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.
My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.
by Sexydimma October 03, 2013
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