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can fan

An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times this type of person will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but just hanging out with them to seem more cool or hesh.

They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.

Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.
"Nah shorty didn't like me for the real me, she was just a can fan."
by notacanfan123 August 8, 2025
mugGet the can fanmug.

open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
mugGet the open a can o' whupassmug.

Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by
Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy
by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020
mugGet the Coke canmug.

cuz i can

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
mugGet the cuz i canmug.

Can

Slang for mace

Usage guide

Future tense: I'm going to can out bettey

Past tense: my friend accidentally canned him and his friend out

Present tense: yo he is canning that kid out
I want to can out bettey.
by Crackerjack2k December 9, 2024
mugGet the Canmug.

Can Of Corn's Hellstrom

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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
mugGet the Can Of Corn's Hellstrommug.

Culture on the Can

noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan

1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
mugGet the Culture on the Canmug.

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