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by cumhandee March 19, 2004
Get the cum-handing mug.Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
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A Guy named "Guy" has made successful moves on a hottie named Brenda at a local bar. He heads over as last call was announced to take her back to his place for some "Dipping Fun" and out of nowhere Brendas friend approaches
Hot Chicks friend "Kerri Kankles" - Brenda ummm my socks keep falling down and I'm embarrassed can you take me home?
Hot Chicks friend 2 "Yeah Brenda ummmm we"re kinda hungry too can we stop by and get 15 krystal burgers on the way home?
Brenda being the faithful friend tells Guy that tonight is not a good not.
Guy turns to his friends..."That my friends are a couple of cum killers"
Hot Chicks friend "Kerri Kankles" - Brenda ummm my socks keep falling down and I'm embarrassed can you take me home?
Hot Chicks friend 2 "Yeah Brenda ummmm we"re kinda hungry too can we stop by and get 15 krystal burgers on the way home?
Brenda being the faithful friend tells Guy that tonight is not a good not.
Guy turns to his friends..."That my friends are a couple of cum killers"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
Get the cum killers mug.Pub Cum is the sticky residue that you normally find on your forearms after a busy shift at the pub. It usually happens when you pass a pint under the guinness tap and it drips a globule of said beverage.
It is commonly used amoung shrewsbury bar staff so it can also be know as a shrewsburyism
It is commonly used amoung shrewsbury bar staff so it can also be know as a shrewsburyism
Jo: Hey Rob how was your shift at the pub
Rob: Great!
Jo: Ewwww whats that sticky stuff on your arm
Rob: Ah bollocks Im covered in pub cum again.
Rob: Great!
Jo: Ewwww whats that sticky stuff on your arm
Rob: Ah bollocks Im covered in pub cum again.
by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007
Get the pub cum mug.(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the cum toothpaste mug.cum d'eau is French for cum in water -- what a guy sees in a glass of water after he's blows his load in it -- and then he or someone drinks it.
by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
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