Philip finally found 'The best-life' when he finally had a specific clear vision about the quality lifestyle that his heart desperately desired.
by shaqjama765 October 20, 2020

by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022

by Dksz13 November 25, 2024

1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!
Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?
3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!
Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?
3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

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