Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Cunt Walk

walking confidently as a model would to a cunty, slay, or girlypop song.

I cunt walk to Charli XCX's '365' everywhere I go.

by requiem4mydreams March 6, 2025

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

The Walking Energy

It's the energy required to move a mass through the speed of light.It represents the magnitude of energy required to continuously accelerate an object, overcome the increase in relativistic mass, and counteract the infinite energy requirement near the speed of light

Based on our current understanding of physics, scientists believe that achieving "The Walking Energy" is impossible

by John , Valentine October 8, 2023

I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything

Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn

by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017

walk in

someones popped in unannounced and you dab your deafen key after telling your friends

"shit guys i got a walk in brb"
deafen.mp3

by cakeflour August 16, 2021

Walk of Champions

The walk out of a college dorm with at least two more people. those present in the party must all be hung over and walking side by side. Limping or other injuries are optional, but make the walk much more memorable. The Walk of Champions is best achieved when walking to a known destination, usually a location that sells greasy breakfast hangover cure food.

We're not partying, we're preparing for our Walk of Champions tomorrow

Guy 1: Wow, those guys over there look like they went through hell and back. I wonder if they're ok.
Guy 2: Trust me, they're fine. They're taking the Walk of Champions right now.

by the Hungover April 12, 2011