A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
by MadMark August 8, 2010
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Get the Top Thrillmug. 
This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 22, 2022
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by rancherogringo March 15, 2025
Get the Top Heavymug.