by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
Get the Sammug. A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
Get the Sammug. The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.
by Yetteus May 25, 2022
Get the Sam Powelmug. 
He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
Get the Old Man Sammug. Someone who has a giant horse cock and fucks david and sephton on a daily basis. if you dont like sam then go jump off a fucking bridge.
Sam has a massive dick
by sambfc2007 July 11, 2022
Get the Sammug.