Person 1: Hey Matt I have news!
Matt:What news?
Person 1:I'm Retarded
Matt:I know... You always been retarded
Matt:What news?
Person 1:I'm Retarded
Matt:I know... You always been retarded
by Queen Elizabeth the Soviet November 23, 2023

A VERY offensive word that shouldn’t be used. It’s not a synonym for stupid and is no longer used as a medical term as of 2016
by bigdickbitch66 February 16, 2021

Someone who sees themselves as superior to others intellectually completely unaware of their shortcomings in this same department and thinks this word means handicap people, don’t get sarcasm and are VERY serious
That retard cut me off, gave me the finger and then told me how to drive while wearing his mask by himself in his Chevy Malibu
by Jake Lunney February 15, 2022

a word that offends little wokies. (wokies are things that cant live and are constantly on conversational life support, being lil cunts)
by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.
To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.
To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.
Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.
by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017

by nejwjnenebe March 10, 2022
