douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI

by image969 July 23, 2008

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

douche bag

a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.

yo, look at that douche bag.

by Chesca April 6, 2008

tumbler douche

A fag who has the "most wicked" hair style but only they think so. They spend all day and night on the computer being a emo cunt.

That kid is a tumbler douche.

Yeah look at his hair haha.

by notreallnameokau September 8, 2015

douche nug

A nug that comes out of your stinky nasty cooch when you douche.

You're a douche nug.
A douche nug just came out of me!

by Notic420 September 18, 2015

Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.

That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Douche Bag

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.

by LaineAnn June 21, 2011