Cuckold Dick

1. The very small useless cock of a cuckold and in most cases is kept in a chastity cage. Its existence is merely to allow the cuckold to urinate and also as a symbol of his humiliation for having an inadequate cock.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.

Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.

Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL

by Last_EVer_FirstName_Greatest June 28, 2010

Dick flip

when one flips the skateboard with their dick. Than lands and rides away.

How to perform.
Step 1: flip board with dick
Step 2: put dick back in pants mid air
Step 3: land and ride away

Dude i just totally dick flipped the five stair!

by flex mister flex August 26, 2010

dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

mushroom dick

as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels

by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018

Dick Cheney

A drinking game consisting of taking a shot of liquor followed by shot gunning a beer. Named after the former vice president of the United States and his hunting antics.

Get it girl! That Dick Cheney just got me all tipsy dawg.

by EASYbakeOVEN89 August 2, 2009

Dick Cloth

A washcloth used to wipe the cum and pussy juice off your dick and left on the bathroom sink after a wild session.

"Did I just use your dick cloth to wash my face?"

by Hank96816 August 11, 2009

Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010