5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.

Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed

by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024

5 bar

5 bar meaning is a meaning created by animefanyea in kyubi, he expresses himself by saying “get 5 barred diddy” when an insolent being says something foolish unironically

Like this for example

“I’m gonna touch you so hard you’ll be bleeding from somewhere you didn’t even know existed”

Animefanyea:BRO IS DIDDY GET 5 BARRED KEDDDD 😭

by Niggaraper20000 August 28, 2025

5 bread

5 bread is a quirky way of saying oppang. 5 bread as a direct translation in Korean would be 오 빵 (oh-ppang) which is a play on words. The word 오빠 (oppa) is the korean word for brother but adding the ng ending (ㅇ) is a way that some females use to sound more cutesy or flirt.

"5 breaddd~ you're so cooll."

by ammby13 June 13, 2021

December 5

National slap a short person day; an international holiday where you get the chance to slap your miniscule-length friend! Unfortunately, this so-called "holiday" ends right after 3:50 PM.

"Yo, it's December 5! wanna go slap that short guy?"
"Hell yeah, man. let's do it."

by mitskilover200200 December 4, 2023

5 finger strookman

Where the middle finger and the ring finger penetrates the vagina and the thumb caresses the clit and the remaining two support for maximum pleasure

Hi Karen, I am gonna 5 finger strookman you so hard until you bleed!

by Jimbo mc fag May 28, 2016

8-5

dope. We got all dem people and we ain’t care who they are. We are completely stuffed in the brain and have very low expectations for the future. But we all love Minecraft so it’s okay. we r very generous and caring bc we filled to Christmas hampers and that is a brag.

Your acting like 8-5

Dope

by MineCraftgmersyeet November 12, 2019

5 hole

The last cavity on a woman's body that can be made love to; usually the anal cavity. 5 orifices

I'm feeling particularly hornington, Whitney, turn around and let me penetrate your 5 hole!

by JackCrassusOwnsWhittensAssus March 19, 2021