Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.

'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.

by Jotinmick June 13, 2017

Walking L

Somebody by the twitter name @maadfantasy who has the worst takes and needs better ears😂

Damn he said Lil darkie was bad what a Walking L

by SebHasBetterTakesThenPorter August 16, 2020

Wet Walking

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.

Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!

by Yakay April 8, 2023

Walk the dog

This is a play on “packing the beans” where both a hard dick and testicles are placed into a receiving asshole, however this time, the receiver is on hands and knees on the floor,, and the bean packer is standing by right behind them (of course with their balls and dick in the receivers asshole) they then proceed to walk around the room on all fours, with the packer following them, at this point it appears like the person who is “packing the beans” is walking a dog as they are connected via balls and dick in receivers asshole.

Damn that was crazy last night I walk the dog, she moved to fast and I thought she rip my nuts off!!

by Wett noodle June 23, 2023

brotha walk

How some black people walk with a limp or slight limp to look cool

Aye yo Nick is a real nigga, you should see his brotha walk.

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Duck walk

When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.

Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”

by thelittlestrawberry August 23, 2018

Walk In Pantry Sex

the best sex there is

"dude, lets do some walk in pantry sex"
"ok sure bro"

by Lucascxmslxt May 20, 2021