Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

by Tjjolle September 6, 2013

Peanut Butter Jelly

A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly

by AJTanner Than Most White Boys May 21, 2011

peanut butter tribadism

The act of clit to clit humping using peanut butter as lubrication

I love peanut butter tribadism with my girlfriend. The problem is that it’s really sticky afterward.

by FatherTowers September 11, 2018

Butter Butt Biscuits

Someone with a nice shapely butt, thick and round, nice looking.

Look at the butter butt biscuits on her!!!!

by Heather Banks June 12, 2008

Peanut Butter Clamwich

Dessert treat created by spreading peanut butter on, in, and around the female vagina.

-oooo I love peanut butter.

-ya me too, let me put it on your vagoli

-you mean a peanut butter clamwich

-exactly !!!

by Ezekiel Rage February 19, 2010

peanut butter spoon

When you or your partner have shit there pants and then go to sleep in the spooning orientation

Q:"Hay, did you and sandra peanut butter spoon last night?"
A:"ya man, it sure was smelling rancid that morning!"

by Imthem4n January 7, 2022

Peanut Butter Challenge

An unspecified period of time in which a person is forced to go for as long as possible eating only peanut butter sandwiches. Typically found with students and low-paid workers when finances are low.

Also known as 'Pasta Challenge'

'Hey man, wanna' go out and grab a pizza tonight?'

'Can't mate, I'm on the peanut butter challenge...'

by TheBald April 9, 2010