don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

If you don't put this is your not nice

Somebody who voted for this to be in this app is someone who will have good luck and is such a nice person

" If you dont put this is your not nice"

#coolbeans

If you don't put this is your not nice

by American brat October 27, 2019

Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it

"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician

Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

To don't List

A list of things that you don't want to do.

A: Lets go to that ballet!
B: Yeah, (sarcastically) I'll put that right on top of my to don't list.

by jzokel February 27, 2010

You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.

Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*

by YoyoGuy100 June 1, 2022

Don't Give 2 Shits till Sundown

Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.

I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.

by Da BK May 26, 2023

dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question

Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1

by Myaaagotbandzz November 15, 2023