jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

Sandwich Fuck

During a threesome (2 females 1 male) the two females sandwich the man's cock between their pussies and the guy starts moving.

-I gave the sandwich fuck to Jessica and Emma last night.
-Nice bro.

by Imouto-Kaede December 14, 2019

MC Lit Sandwich

A step up from using the phrase "Lit".

Man 1:"Hey bro you hungry?"
Man 2:"Yea man let's get sonic."
Man 1:"Alright. I'll buy."
Man 2:"MC Lit Sandwich bro"

by NoMomoNo August 23, 2017

Mam sandwich

Hey mam can I have a sandwich in 2 words mam sandwitch

Hello can I have a mam sandwich

by Zayz March 19, 2021

Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021