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Cookie Monster

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster
by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025
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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy
Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.
by Rüf May 27, 2016
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danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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cookie

He didn’t even show up , that’s all cookie.
by escalante September 29, 2019
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Rookie Cookie

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.
J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.
by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021
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