Gammy Cunt

A person who is acting like a total dick, or an arsehole and being inconsiderate.

"You know that pint Alex was drinking, I pissed in it."

"Oh my god, you gammy cunt !"

by Abbyy182 February 26, 2009

cunt envy

when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.

Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary

man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy

by crystal1 June 11, 2013

cannibus cunt

a woman you don't like who you only talk to for marijuana

Yeah, that Krystel is a cannibus cunt.

by flourescence February 7, 2010

Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.

Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"

by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010

Weird cunt

a term Aussies use to describe someone with odd tendencies

Jessica: That pelican looking cunt Paps sure is making me feel uncomfortable,

Albert: yea Paps sure is a weird cunt

by Papsisafag November 2, 2015

Cunt Tar

The solidified, black remains of cunt juice stains.

After a rowdy night on the couch, Victoria neglected to clean up the mess. After a few months, one could see the cunt tar stains.

by Vaginal Drilling Corp. September 5, 2011

counter cunt

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.

Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"

by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014