night humor

You get night humor when you are too tired to distinguish the difference between absolutely hilarious, completely normal, and completely absurd.

Person #1: MAN I LOVE MY MUSIC HUHEHAH.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.

by TotallyNotComfy October 17, 2020

Gayls’ night

A night for drinking wine and talking about boys with the girls and the gayls.

Yasss, I NEED a gayls’ night tonight. I’ll bring a box.

by nic_no_k August 11, 2018

Watches of the night

the hours of night, portrayed as a time when one cannot sleep.

"the long, silent watches of the night"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

night auks

A medical practice (formerly, "night hawks") that engages specialized physicians for interpreting diagnostic images remotely, often more slowly than their in-house colleagues.

English accent my arse! I call 'em night auks because of their relative speed!

by Zappin' Nap December 25, 2021

Night Smear

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.

victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!

by Platezz January 24, 2018

The other night

Any night between 1AD and 2025AD.

So, the other night I was...

by Thefunnyusernamehaver March 13, 2025

Dude's night out

An evening consisting of gentlemen whom are close friends that go out on the town, consume large quantities of alcohol while yelling out the term "Dude's night out!" through out the whole evening. Usually led by a man with a lisp carrying a clip board. Quite often the majority of the group members tend to be of Portuguese decent and smelling of a mixture between that of Cool Water cologne and chouriço.

"You know what tonight is?!...Dude's night out!!"

"Hey man, you coming out for "Dude's night out Friday?!"

"What happens on Dude's night out, stays at Dude's night out!"

by dude's_night_out January 18, 2012