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retard

“Clay is such a retard man”
I know. He’s so slow”
by haley definition January 2, 2022
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retard

Someone that swaps left and right click in Minecraft.
Retard: I use left click to build in Minecraft because most Roblox games use left click to build.
Normal Person: Are you a retard?
Retard: Yes.
by OofItsLuka April 30, 2021
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Retard

Nigga 1: Hey I’m gonna write a definition in the urban dictionary

Nigga 2: Only retards do that
by Shitass00090999 June 17, 2022
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
___________
by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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Retard

A word used to describe someone who is intelligently stupid.
I hate Dave so much, he is such a retard
by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021
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Retard

everybody who be posting this and there names🧨
your a retard for posting this
by retard28393 November 14, 2019
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