One Sheet Wonder 

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"

Patrick: "So jealous brah."

One Sheet Wonder by airborne8 February 23, 2011

one handed computing 

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

one handed computing by BubaMan January 29, 2014

one-eyed sword swallower 

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

one-eyed sword swallower by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014

One on the twelve 

One hand on the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel, generally used to refer to a more relaxed, often gangster approach of driving.

Originated from AmySwags, member of "Yoga-Pilates fusion in water for seniors" class

Yeah, I hate uptight people using the "9 & 3" driving style. I just have one on the twelve.

One on the twelve by TallMidget09 October 11, 2014

One word texter 

A person who replies to a text with one word

Rebecca : I just sent my boyfriend the cutest text and he replied with one word

Jamie: he is such a one word texter

One word texter by Pookiebear213 September 14, 2016

one and only d o double g 

Snoop "Dogg"

D-O-double G

Spells "Dogg" as in Snoop Dogg

Da da da da daaaI
t's the one and only

It's tha mothafuckin' D O double G

you can also say "one and only d o double g" instead of "mothafuckin' d o double g"

one and only d o double g by Julius Kang July 18, 2016

one who stays in too long 

When someone always has there dick in the pussy basically like a man whore

Mate why u always have to be the one who stays in too long

one who stays in too long by Bigasssas June 24, 2016