half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half-break

When you are eating and you're full, but you refuse to admit it to yourself, so you just take a little break about halfway into a meal.

Person 1: Half-Break!
Person 2: Dude you're full right?
Person 1: No, I'm just taking a half break...

by SWS_PTV_BVB_Love_You September 7, 2013

Half slap

A shot performed in the sport of hockey where you take a slap shot, but only winding up a small amount. Great for getting off a quick, hard shot from the slot.

That kid has a sick half slap. You don't even know when it's coming because his back swing is so subtle.

by SeeEss October 28, 2012

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.

half-first-cousin-once-removed.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

valve cant even count to three!!!

Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!

by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023