Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Mouth hug my flesh straw

Suck my dick

Hello my lady, would you care to mouth hug my flesh straw?

by Turtle whisper May 8, 2025

mouth is shaking

When someone is talking a load of shit

You mouth is shaking shut the fuck up

= your lying stop talking.

by Tezrah March 10, 2017

Mouth Rape

When you want to eat the food that ordered and you bite into it and you burn your mouth unwantingly.

When I bit into my chicken wing I was mouth raped by the grease.

by UrMomsNipple February 18, 2024

Gin Mouth

after a night of heavily drinking gin you wake with your mouth tasting like shit.

Mike better be careful drinking them Gin and Tonics before his ass wake up with Gin Mouth.
gin mouth fuckboy bitch

by TheycallmeForest October 15, 2015

Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.

My Mouth Dick wants a kebab!

by ^^!$#@ August 17, 2022

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016