March 10th

National ask a person with an A in they’re name out day❤️

Person B: so like…wanna go out?
Person A: YES OFC ITS MARCH 10th

by Literallyalegend💋 March 8, 2025

March 4th

the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.

hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot

by HeartsForDawko March 8, 2023

March 12

The Noise day

A: What the fuck are you sending me?
B: Noise, it's March 12!

by Sanya339Real March 12, 2024

March 26th

My birthday.

"Ay man, my birthday is March 26th"

by Lil_Bubbles May 11, 2024

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

march 19

the day that the only the most beautiful, sweetest, coolest girls were born! they are awesome

People on march 19 are so cool!

by khloeeeee!! March 7, 2025

march 16

national inhale queefs day

omg it’s march 16 time to inhale queefs

by kelpjuice November 23, 2021