Jake

A red head who is really good at; sucking toes, Doing his friends mothers and sleeping but not at rocket league.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake! Just remind me not to play Rocket League with him"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

Jake pault

The cult that worships our lord and savior jake holy Paul. Logan has been shunned

You must show your dedication to the jake pault . 👏Jake Paul

by Eh not important June 2, 2018

Jake

Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.

Jake ate my socks today.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Jake

Some one with a massive schlong and definitely not afraid to say it

Jake has a horse cock

by daily daughter July 11, 2024

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009

Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019