An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.
by OhForF*cksSake March 27, 2015
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jesus christ is my nigga

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Woo!
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Oh My Jesus Fuck

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
by Jackstepher December 24, 2007
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Jesus Shit the Bed Christ

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
by TerranceGrapes April 06, 2011
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Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK)

A Jehovah Geek loves Jehovah and despised for it.
A Jehovah Geek fears God.
A Jehovah Geek studies the Holy Scriptures and practice being holy until he/she is holy.
A Jehovah Geek loves Jesus.
Courtland is a Jehovah Geek.
A Jehovah Geek is a church boi/boy or girl/gul.
A Jehovah Geek is a preacher/minister; who loves people and goes to church.
A Jehovah Geek never judges a person.
A Jehovah Geek is humble and caring.
A Jehovah Geek believes/confesses Christ Jesus the Lord.
Courtland is a Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEak) and I don't like it, he sucks.
I love Jehovah.
Man, you are a Jesus freak.
I believe Jesus is Lord.
Christ is raised from the dead.
by dxe February 19, 2008
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jesus jumping fucking christ

Said When Your Either Irritated and Pissed Off, Confused, Are Your About To Bite The Fucking Big One.
Irritated and Pissed Off
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ If You Say 1 More Word During This Damn Movie I'll Carve Out Your Eyes And Skullfuck You
Confused
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ Where The Fuck Is The Remote
About To Bite The Fucking Big One
Jesus Jumping Fucking Christ That 18 Wheeler's On The Wrong Side Of Th..................
by The Doc Brown April 26, 2006
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Holy Harry Jesus

Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!
by dinosaur December 13, 2003
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