Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!
Guy 2: No, let's see it then.
I'm forming my own cloud..🥺
Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE
Guy 2: What the fuck?
Guy 2: No, let's see it then.
I'm forming my own cloud..🥺
Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE
Guy 2: What the fuck?
by SkibidiToiletOhio79 July 7, 2024
Get the i'm forming my own cloudmug. phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."
Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
Get the I'm in a meetingmug. by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023
Get the I'm latemug. When I'm on it tonight:
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
Get the I'm on it tonightmug. Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.
The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.
Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.
Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"
Crook 1: *pulls out gun*
Crook 2: *pulls out gun*
Crook 3: *pulls out gun*
Crook 4: *pulls out gun*
Crook 5: *pulls out gun*
Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
Crook 1: *pulls out gun*
Crook 2: *pulls out gun*
Crook 3: *pulls out gun*
Crook 4: *pulls out gun*
Crook 5: *pulls out gun*
Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
by INKREFIED October 1, 2019
Get the I'm not a copmug. by toby_innit August 30, 2021
Get the I'm A Carmug. by !sky! October 11, 2022
Get the I'm Finemug.