Granola head

A person who (generally) likes trees, beaches, vegetables and fruits, and often yoga and/or marijuana.

hippy pothead dude dudette treehuggergranola head

by Significant Wolf October 21, 2013

Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".

Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.

by fknugly March 6, 2012

cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

head poncho

1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.

2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.

Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.

by head poncho April 12, 2010

bobble head

a gurl who sux dick aka a bust down she gives head man dats wat she do

that gurl is a strait up bobble head.

by keafette AKA keke October 4, 2006

kettle head

Dumber than a dumbass

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Forrest Coleman July 23, 2006

shit head

This is a good metaphor for a shit head: Someone who see's a pile of shit, KNOWS it's shit, but steps in it anyway.

Basically, someone stupid, or foolish who is aware that they are being/doing something stupid or foolish, but does it anyway.

He knew she had an STD, but he still fucked that chick anyway... Poor shit head...

by Acid Trip Alex December 23, 2010