Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.

Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.

by Michael Mancini January 15, 2008

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Granola head

A person who (generally) likes trees, beaches, vegetables and fruits, and often yoga and/or marijuana.

hippy pothead dude dudette treehuggergranola head

by Significant Wolf October 21, 2013

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a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

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Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013

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head poncho

1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.

2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.

Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.

by head poncho April 12, 2010

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