block face

To look serious so you appear intimidating in the hood

I had my block face on when I was in the other part of the hood.

by Chrys-TAL June 26, 2008

Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

Bladder Face

A derogative name for someone with bad acne.

Gosh- what a bladder face! i dont think that acne will ever go away!

by Ellie Kelly January 30, 2009

face-communicate

communicating to one another via the internet using facebook.

"Have you heard from them since we last face-communicated."

by Julie West March 13, 2009

Face Armor

A full grown lumberjack-style man beard

That's some sweet face armor, bro!
Grow some face armor. Chicks love face armor.
Face armor stops bullets of all sizes.

by goinrich25 March 6, 2014

Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

stretch face

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.

Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"

by Giveintofate June 18, 2014