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Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.
I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.
by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018
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Donkey

1: an ass 2:Shreks friend 3: An animal we use to carry things
Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: ooo I don't give a shit
by Jp Alvarez February 1, 2021
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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
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Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.
You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!
by Jaeko January 2, 2020
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donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.
"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."
by starnermy January 3, 2023
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Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.
"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"
by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020
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On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.
by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022
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