horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2018

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019

Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019

Meme Child

A person who has become familiar with many types of memes, vines, Reddit stories and posts, and comedy skits that have most likely been animated to. Meme Children are usually socially awkward, not very popular, funny and/or weird people. Some people can take it too far, so watch out for them.

We are the Meme Children of the future

by BiFallenAngel01 February 9, 2019

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

Bray Child

A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.

"why is he so special, bray childs..."

by Defining since 1990 March 12, 2019

Problem Child

Slimmy B's album

Problem Child is fire as fuck!

by lolguy21 March 13, 2019