Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Reno's Law

reno's law is when you can't have sex over the age of 30 unless it is with Reno, and you can't bang canadians.

I told her it's Reno's law, we can't have sex anymore.

by renorenorenoreno June 18, 2021

double-sibling-in-law

Sibling’s spouse and spouse’s sibling at the same time.

My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Law

As of now you are able to punt or yeet any short person, during may.

Its is now law that you can punt or yeet any short person, during may.

by MrPink_ January 18, 2023

Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.

Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.

by reese dimattia May 18, 2022

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016