Adam

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. he probably does heroin and smokes a bunch of dope. is convinced he is the grim reaper himself and can decide who lives and who dies by writing their name on a wall. drug addict and alcoholic. mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. never knows how to fucking fix his septum ring and it gets on peoples nerves. cannot rap even though he’s thinks he can. he’s suicidal and might kill himself one day. he wants to be different so badly that he listens to artists, puts other people on to them, then completely stops listing to them. in his free time he likes to snort lines and walk around with his best friend. he’s an asshole and you should never involve yourself with him.

“wow adam’s a real dope head”

“i could tell because i watched him snort 7 lines”

by he should have killed me April 4, 2024

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beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways

1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire

why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp

by beanmanw April 5, 2024

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Adam

He is the sweetest and kindest boy you can be with. You can have a bad day, but as soon as Adam says something small to you, I promise that your whole day will be sooooo much better. Everyone needs an Adam in their life because he is sweet, funny, kind and you never get tired of talking to him either. He also has a very nice smile and such beautiful eyes. If you're having a bad day, you should just talk to him, I swear your day will be 1000x better. He is very respectful and will always be by your side no matter what happens. So never let him go and never lose him, it's not so easy to find guys like him in this generation.

My friend: Hes so cute against u!! U guys look so good together omg never lose him, i can ser that he makes u happy.

Me: Ofc he makes me happy, its Adam. I will always and forever love him.

by i love adam so much April 13, 2024

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He is the sweetest and kindest boy you can be with. You can have a bad day, but as soon as Adam says something small to you, I promise that your whole day will be sooooo much better. Everyone needs an Adam in their life because he is sweet, funny, kind and you never get tired of talking to him either. He also has a very nice smile and such beautiful eyes. If you're having a bad day, you should just talk to him, I swear your day will be 1000x better. He is very respectful and will always be by your side no matter what happens. So never let him go and never lose him, it's not so easy to find guys like him in this generation.

Friend: Hes so cute against u omg i can see that he makes u happy. Keep him in ur life forever.

Adams gf: Ofcc he makes me happy, its Adam. I will always and forever love him. He has such a special place in my heart

by i love adam so much April 13, 2024

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Adam is my heart defined in one word. Nothing can describe how gorgeous, intelligent, caring, honest, loving, and amazing he is. Everyday I feel so lucky to have him in my life. His presence gives me so much peace and tranquility. He is my best friend, my angel, my love, and everything I could've ever hoped for. Seeing this man's face gives me butterflies every time, hearing his laugh makes me fall in love with him more, and having conversations with him makes me want him more every second. When I'm not near him, I wish I were. If you know Adam, don't ever let him go. If you do, you 100% don't have your head screwed on straight. Don't let him go, be his girl forever. I am so glad that I am his.

Friend: Heyy who is that hot guy??
Adam's gf: That's Adam

Friend: Is he single??
Adam's gf: Nope, hes mine and back off. he's perfect :)

by Mama Panda April 15, 2024

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