by St2008 August 10, 2025

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.
by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger
Tom Harkin: Type Of Person
Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"
Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"
by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies
by Magic Rod November 23, 2021
