toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs February 14, 2016

Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith August 29, 2008

Leicester eggs

Scrambled eggs that are slightly runny.

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020

Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth

I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me

by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024

Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.

- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!

by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017

lil egg

a nickname to be called by one person and one person only. iykyk

ur my lil egg
u lil egg

by Lizzixe August 07, 2021

Bonus Egg

When you are sucking semen through a straw from another man's anus and if you get a chunk of feces

That was one tasty morsel love that bonus egg.

by Osama Joe Biden May 15, 2023