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fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves
I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.
by ktkills January 25, 2024
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va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.
"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
by fairybelled October 24, 2020
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ninja

The Awesomest game ever!

Everyone is standing in a circle with their hands together in the middle when ninjas unite. On the count of three everyone jumps back into a ninja pose. Starting with anyone in the circle, one person makes one fluent movent to attack at another player. The other player can can make one fluent movement to avoid getting hit by the other player. If they get hit on the elbow or down, that arm is out. If not, then it is still in. Once you get both hands out, you are out of the game. When one person goes, the turns go around in the circle either clockwise or counterclockwise. This game is so addicting!
Person 1: Man! I can't believe I lost ninja! I always win!
Person 2: Not this time! The first time player won! Yay Me!
by nedrag September 4, 2010
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ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.
Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.
by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011
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Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.
"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."
by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022
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Ninja

ninja died of ligma
ok and
by Nou123456 June 30, 2021
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Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
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