chris

he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.

not chris: hey did you see chris

also not chris: no i was kidnapping children.

by Jas The Man July 20, 2020

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Chris

You know big dick is in town when you hear the name chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

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Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 16, 2022

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Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

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You get you a Chris then my friend you are blessed. Chris is all about his coins & he gets the baddest of the baddest when it comes to females, a Chris will read you & play you like a book that’s his best asset other then he’s extremely sexy. You run into a Chris you better keep him around.

Chris rhymes with that “GUY”

by ___naniiboo November 23, 2021

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