Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.

Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn

Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.

My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

Michael Giles

A really cool guy

"Hey, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Michael Giles!"

by Steve can go fuck himself May 2, 2022

Michael Scott

That's what she said

That joke's getting old because Michael Scott said it too much

by Rictoman February 2, 2025

Michael

He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did

Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.

by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022

Michael

The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework

Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro

by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022