Water-way Robbery

When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.

I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!

by jthejetplane August 28, 2010

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Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.

I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

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Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

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sky water flu

When a flight nurse or flight paramedic leaves work “sick”, but coincidentally the aircraft cannot complete a mission because of weather. (Because they don’t want to do ground transfers)

LifeFlight 2 is unable to fly due to weather—both crew members called out with the “sky water flu”.

by MontrealMedic1 July 8, 2021

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Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

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