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Rookie Cookie

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.
J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.
by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021
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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
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cookie

He didn’t even show up , that’s all cookie.
by escalante September 29, 2019
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Assorted cookies

A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al
I saw some assorted cookies at the park.
by 1-Ball April 12, 2023
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red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out
Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.
by Red cookie May 24, 2016
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subway cookie

Food a homeless man or woman stores between their ass cheeks to prevent other homeless people from stealing it.
It used to be a normal BLT sandwich, but after compressing in his ass, it has flattened into a subway cookie.
by Heckleck September 4, 2016
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Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.
I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!
by majhat October 4, 2016
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