Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017

ike syndrome

the act of twitching like crazy due to a problem with their nervous system named after a boy named ike.

All of a sudden I got a sudden sympton of ike syndrom

by Dick Hurtz February 16, 2005

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

msn syndrome

The condition when a lack of speech emphasis in an online conversation leads to confusion and misunderstanding which usually results in an argument.

Possible examples where msn syndrome may come into affect
"That was really funny" Funny haha, or sarcastic retort?
"That top really suited you" Genuine fashion kudos or friendly banter?

by Nickroberts November 15, 2007

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

muscat syndrome

Having to do some homework , but wanting to do something else, but there isnt anything else... this is the syndrome common in people living in muscat for over 5 months.

Jan is knee deep in math homework, jan is bored of math homework.. jan looks out of the window... and then continues math homework because there is nothing else to do... he lives in muscat.. he therefore has .. muscat syndrome

by Jan Schreurs November 25, 2007

Brown Syndrome

A disease in which a human’s skin pigment changes to a dark brown. It especially happens when someone or something is contaminated through touch of object or another person who’s bacteria level is off the chart.

Jared was diagnosed with Brown Syndrome after playing with his own feces bare handed.

by FIZZWIDGET666 March 1, 2019